dturner
It appears that the Website has been changed (Added features when clicking on a Race Meeting.
The Neurals rating calculation does not appear to be working.
please advise
thnx DT
The Neurals rating calculation does not appear to be working.
please advise
thnx DT
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As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'
The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?'
The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'
Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?'
The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked: 'What the f@!* are you doing?'
The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.'
If you want to check on weather near Rosehill, suggest this Link.
it is raining heavily nearby right now.
http://www.rta.nsw.gov.au/trafficreports/westsydcameras/m4_olympic.html
rgds DT
it is raining heavily nearby right now.
http://www.rta.nsw.gov.au/trafficreports/westsydcameras/m4_olympic.html
rgds DT
A woman announces to herfriend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic!
Whatabout your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
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Two Things In The Air
What two things in the air can make a women pregnant?
Her feet!
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic!
Whatabout your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
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Two Things In The Air
What two things in the air can make a women pregnant?
Her feet!
A horse that I have been follwoing was 1st Up in Race 7 at Penola yesterday - was scratched from Morpettville Saturday, therefore thought it was a good chance. I couldn't get to see or hear the race - the paper this morning states "Noble Win - failed to finish" - could anyone help me out here - what happened ?
thanks DT
thanks DT
What will be the track conditions for tomorrow at Caulfield - currently rated as SLOW -.
Any locals please advise
Any locals please advise
I had to leave the venue I was at straight after the last race at Caulfield yesterday. I had the D.Double live into Strikeline - saw it get beaten by Solar Antiquity, heard there was a protest but could not see any reason why - Strikeline was ridden right out - didn't appear to be hampered - just looked like it got beaten fair & square.
Very pleasant surprise this morning to see that the protest was upheld. What was the story - any comments please.
Very pleasant surprise this morning to see that the protest was upheld. What was the story - any comments please.
NSW
Race 7
Regimental Gal
NSW
Race 8
County Tyrone
NSW
Race 6
Special Harmony
Sorry Topgun had to post now - not able to post for rest of the weekend
Race 7
Regimental Gal
NSW
Race 8
County Tyrone
NSW
Race 6
Special Harmony
Sorry Topgun had to post now - not able to post for rest of the weekend
Hi Robert,
I have reviwed my Neural ratings for tomorrow's extremely difficult meeting at Caulfield and I question their credibility after reviewing the outcome of Caulfield Cup.
The neurals give Grand Armee a higher distance rating than Zagalia (it does not matter what level I set distance at !!)
Grand Armee has never even attempted the distance and Zagalia has won a G1 over 2400 ???
Please Explain...
I have reviwed my Neural ratings for tomorrow's extremely difficult meeting at Caulfield and I question their credibility after reviewing the outcome of Caulfield Cup.
The neurals give Grand Armee a higher distance rating than Zagalia (it does not matter what level I set distance at !!)
Grand Armee has never even attempted the distance and Zagalia has won a G1 over 2400 ???
Please Explain...
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